Your momma is so fat that she rode a monster truck and it became a lowrider

Your momma is so fat the she rode an elevator going up and it went down!

Your momma is like Subway, i pay she says eat fresh

Yo momma so poor Her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo momma so poor That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

Yo momma so poor She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo momma so poor Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.

Yo momma so poor When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo momma so poor The building society repossessed her cardboard box.

Yo momma so poor She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo momma so poor Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

Yo momma so poor She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo momma so poor When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

Yo momma so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

Yo momma so poor When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo momma so poor I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."

Yo momma so poor I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

Yo momma so poor I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo momma so poor Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...

Yo momma so poor When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo momma so poor She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

Yo momma so poor Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...

Yo momma so poor She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo momma so poor Even Beggars give you money.

Yo momma so poor She bounces food stamps.

Yo momma so poor She can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo momma so poor She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.

Yo momma so poor She uses chewing gum as a band aid.

Yo momma so poor She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.

Yo momma so poor She uses white-out as a tooth filler.

Yo momma so poor She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...

Yo momma so poor Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!

 

Joseph Ryan M. Carvajal's Your Momma Jokes, still fixing the site though..